An Introduction of Sorts

Suggested Soundtrack: Lightspeed Champion - Everyone i know is listening to Crunk

Hey,

I decided to start a brand spanking shiny new blog. If you know me, you will know I already have a number of blogs, all of which serve different purposes, but this one I intend to use for random subjects I just feel like commenting on, or to talk about movies I have watched. Anything really.

Why I hear you not ask? Because, is the simple answer, the not so simple answer being because I want to, which is still simple in itself but more complicated and thus not as simple as the simple answer I gave first. A word of warning my dear, I ramble. I can go on about something which is really not worth going on about and I can go about that something for a while, all the while going in circles about that something not worth anything. Understand? Good.

And so it begins... A new blog is started by someone who cannot make his mind up about what a blog should be or who it should be for. I do not deny the fact that a blog can be about anything, but normally that anything is simply something personal, a trap that I myself have fallen into... and so this new life is born, ready to take on a whole new personality to any of its siblings I am also the father to.

I also plan on taking on a new kind of project on this blog, if I choose to commit to such a thing, which knowing me I will not, although i want to. This 'plan' which isn't actually a 'plan' but simply an idea which I think may be quite fun will also depend on the time i have to carry out such a 'plan'. Actually, it is more a task. Whatever it is, you will find out in due course.



In the meantime did you hear about the guy who found a frog in his Coca Cola? Sounds like a joke right? It isn't. TRUE my friend, very true. I know if I found a frog in my Coke I'd be one unhappy chappy. I remember once reading about this kid who found a finger in her Mars Bar, or maybe I just dreamed that... Hmm. Anyway, these kinds of stories always amaze me and creep me out in equal measures. I know next time I open a can of anything i'll be checking to see if anything unexpected is in there. You never know though do you?

You will find that after reading this your eyes play tricks on you, or rather you just see lines. Isn't that cool? Go on, close this down now and look elsewhere. Don't worry though, they will be back to normal very soon.

Bye!

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